A CHICK VS. DUDE THROWDOWN … WITH CLASS


Ep5: Picking Up Women In A Bar
May 3, 2008, 7:21 pm
Filed under: Podcast Episodes

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You see, the thing is that Vic is in the process of being divorced by his wife. It wasn’t his idea, therefore we should all step in to help him through this trying time by teaching him some social skills, e.g. how to effectively talk to women. He doesn’t have a clue. (Again, Vic doesn’t know how to log in and change this so I, Angeline, am able to write whatever I want here. Heh heh.)

This episode is a lesson in what works and what doesn’t when picking up a woman in a bar. Also, should men hit on waitresses? Vic, like all men who would have been the tribal hunters in prehistoric times, thinks that any woman who crosses his path should be grabbed by the hair and dragged home. Angeline is constantly reminding Vic that waitresses are not hookers (or chattle) and the only reason they are smiling at him is because there is a tip in it for them if they are nice.

This is a magnificent example of exactly how to pick up a woman. It is one of Vic’s YouTube picks this week entitled, “Kissing A Perfect Stranger In under 12 Minutes”.

Because Vic is probably wondering if “What is your sign?” is a good pick-up line, he asked Angeline this week how much stock we should put in astrological signs.

In response, Angeline came up with this YouTube pick, a song about astrological signs. OMG!!!!! Absolutely hilarious!

Vic wants to know why you are not supposed to ask a woman how much she weighs. Angeline says it is because there is no reason anybody should need that information unless they are a detail oriented stalker. Vic keeps saying, “but why?” That’s why! Jeeze!

Two more YouTube picks because we are addicted.

Angeline’s pick. A mind bender. Every time you replay this video the tune seems to continue up an octave.

Vic’s pick. He is aghast at this John Daly interview while playing golf with no shirt and no shoes.

10 Things You Don’t Know About Women from Esquire Magazine

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PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS WITH ADVICE FOR GUYS LIKE VIC:
HOW DO YOU PICK UP WOMEN?

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