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When is the right time for sex?

Vic was all jazzed about an article he came across on MSN dating and personals called, “The Right Time For Sex“. But because he is pretty much oblivious, it took about a day before he realized that the article he was reading was actually from the lesbian portion of MSN. Why was he reading the lesbian page? Who knows, but he also watches “Sex and the City” so it is anyone’s guess. Anyway, this article prompted us to compare ideas about when is the right time to have sex with someone you are dating.

Angeline is a reader of and believer in “The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right“. She has never really been able to follow them, but she inadvertently did follow them with one guy and ended up marrying him, so there is proof that they work.

The Rules (with commentary by Angeline):

1. Be a creature unlike any other. But of course!
2. Show up to parties, dances and social events even if you do not feel like it. I never thought it was a compliment to be referred to as a girl who “likes the night life”, but whatever you say Rules. Duty calls!
3. It’s a fantasy relationship unless a man asks you out. Don’t knock the fantasy relationship. I have a whole fantasy relationship with Brad Pitt that keeps me warm on cold winter nights. He is such a great boyfriend!
4. In an office romance, do not email him back every time he emails you unless it is business related. Or if you do, at least wait an hour. Answering right away is like picking up the phone on the first ring. I mean, don’t you have anything else to be doing… like working?
5. If you are in a long-distance relationship, he must visit you at least three times before you visit him. And when he arrives, be out of town… I mean, really, these Rules do go a bit far.
6. When considering whether to use personal ads or other dating services, you should place the ad and let men respond to you. Never used the personals because I have this silly hang up about NOT BEING INTIMATE WITH PERFECT STRANGERS!!!
7. If he does not call, he is not that interested. Period. Or maybe he is… go ahead and call him again and leave him another message and then drink another glass of wine to help you forget that you have no dignity. That’s exactly what I do and I will never learn.
8. Close the deal - Rules women do not date men for more than two years. That’s right! Date him for 1 year, realize that he’s crap, spend the next year trying to fix him, then if you can’t fix him, spend a year breaking up. Wait, is that three?
9. Buyer beware — observe his behavior so you do not end up with Mr. Wrong. See above.
10. Keep doing the Rules even when things are slow. This one is bullshit. They want you to play hard to get even when things are slow. This is like asking a small time celebrity not to go to Mr. Chow. Mama needs her sugar no matter the price.

Vic’s YouTube pick:

Angeline’s YouTube pick:

First you have to see the videos that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel made for each other, then you will understand the current pick. First Sarah’s…

Then Jimmy’s…

Now Hillary Clinton’s…

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